Rap of Gaspard and Balthazar

Say Gaspard and Balthazar, say Gaspard and Balthazar, say what
Say Gaspard and Balthazar, say Gaspard and Balthazar, say what

He's Gaspard and I'm Balthazar
We're not squares, but real party animals
So, become our friend, we'll do cool stuff
Play with toy trains - Build models

If you're bored we have plenty of activity ideas
Like afternoons at the pool and board games!
We can go shopping with the girls
Choose your handbags, and show you our b

Oh no Gaspard uh, we said we don't do stuff like that in the song, right

Say Gaspard and Balthazar, say Gaspard and Balthazar, say what
Say Gaspard and Balthazar, say Gaspard and Balthazar, say what

Need a favor we'll be there
And Hoist the sausage at your move!
(Ho-hoist the sausage)
If you go on vacation we'll water your flowers!
We'll feed your dog, we won't scare him!
Call us whenever you want, we'll have a chat!
SMS MMS Where you pay your ch

Don't stay alone after a breakup,
We have fruit jellies and jam
At the end of the party if we've drunk too much,
We'll put on a DVD a good old Western?!

Pack your bags it's a sports weekend
We'll do sack races, oh it's fun!
And for the evenings there will be beer!
Come with friends, we'll play a card game
(Kem's)

Gaspard and Balthazar, say Gaspard and Balthazar, SAY WHAT

If you're in a fight, count on us
We'll arrive in a sidecar with our nunchakus
Dude you get it with us it's easy
A bit like Gaspard when he shows his

(Oh but oh! Does he do it on purpose or what?! Why every time we rhyme it's like uh...?! Okay, let's go!)

We can play soccer and score goals
Walk in the forest and hit some
"Grhhh"

If you need money, ask us we're loaded
The richer you are, the more you

We'll have picnics, rillettes and pickles
We can lie down and touch your boobs

We can do DIY and install your hood
Iron your clothes and smell your c
Oh la laaaa

Answer us quickly don't be scared
We're always alone it's driving us nuts!!

Ohhh too bad we were almost there...

But call us anyway, huh, we're nice guys and besides it's a great program, huh

It was Gaspard and Balthazar
It was Gaspard and Balthazar
It was Gaspard and Balthazar
It was Gaspard and Balthazar

(Hip-Hop)

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