Bernadette, she is very nice
And her cousin, she is divine
But her male cousin, he is unhealthy
I would even say he's good for nothing

Noémie is very pretty
Less than Zoé, but more than Nathalie
Anatole he is frivolous
Mister Gaston takes care of the phone

Gaston the phone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers it
Gaston the phone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers it

Marie-Louise is exquisite
Marie-Thérèse, she is obese
Marie-Berthe, she is an expert
Through the intercession of her aunt Artemise

Edouard smokes cigars
And Leonard wears a black beard
Léontine cooks
Mister Gaston takes care of the phone

Gaston the phone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers it
Gaston the phone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers it

Gaston, Gaston
Gaston the phone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers it
Gaston, Gaston
Gaston the phone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers it

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Gaston the phone is ringing
Maybe it's not important.

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