THE POLENTA TARAGNAROK

Nutrient-rich, and high in density
Cutting board of steaming epicness
Forged, by Thor's ladle
It camps in the arteries of your heart

From the jaws of the Trepalle Volcano
It wraps you in its buttery shawl
Its cholesterol pebbles, bombarding South Tyrol
In a blitzkrieg of coveted corn!

Insulating, with low transmittance
Protects from AIDS and pregnancy
It boils in the Pots of the Giants
Valkyrie of antioxidant dishes

I will wield the magical pot
I will knead the golden starch
In the cheese of Mut


The polenta Taragnarok
The polenta Taragnarok
Pride of the pots of Valhalltellina
The polenta Taragnarok

Transmuted by the alchemy of Sondrio
It seduces ribosome and mitochondrion
Which absorbs its Orobic glucose
In the course of an anaerobic process

Its abuse can cause pellagra
But consumption has the effect of viagra
Turning you into a superman
Between your legs you will have a Como Dragon
Overflowing with melted Scimudin

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