THE LORD OF THE RINGS OF THE STADIUM

Maybe it's because he's a wizard
Maybe it's because he lives in a tower
Maybe it's because he's evil
Treebeard, you think about it

Smell how it stinks, smell how it stinks, Saruman
Wizard of this dick, wizard of this dick, Saruman

Maybe it's because he's a wizard
Maybe it's because he lives in a tower
Maybe it's because he's evil
Treebeard, you think about it

And the Nazgul is the most infamous job there is
When Frodo uses the ring he's a lion
But in life do you know what kind of specter he is?
Shitty!

And Mordor shit, and Mordor cholera!
You are the ruin of Middle Earth
O Uruk-hai, dickhead
With our bow we shoot another rocket at you

Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé!

It's us, it's us! We are the champions of the towers

Unemployment has given you a nice job, a shitty job:
URUK-HAI!

Only the ring, you only have the ring!

And we're stuck at Helm's Deep, stuck on the wall
Gandalf arrives at dawn and even saves our asses

Bilbo Baggins carabiniere!

Wash them, wash them, wash them with fire!
Mount Doom wash them with fire!

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