They grind tofu, they torture beans
Lentils quartered and sacrificed to Beelzebub
Only centaurs of the centerbe
Do not vaccinate the beardless and repel the ragù
No to the marmot, yes, it has the muffler
Uphill on the bike, salad 666
Sporadic sessions, green pentagons
You lose your skin if their balls get twisted
They are ugly, they are bad, rude and naughty
They are evil, inappropriate, pernicious and troublemakers
Inconsistent, riotous, insolent and annoying
Disobedient, damn it
They are the Beasts of Seitan
Beasts of Seitan, menacing dandies
Beasts of Seitan, protectors of shrubs
Beasts of Seitan, you will have a wise lifestyle
But you do not master the septiclave
My cat does not eat meat, it was his choice
Oh, really? Think that mine is going to free the ducks in Norway tomorrow
Meat eater, you do not scare me
As long as it's hard, it goes with vegetables
What you do is against nature
It is evident from the dentition
It is not true that I have a poor memory
Just eat a hectogram of chicory
It is not true that it is a hectogram of chicory
As long as it's hard, it makes memory
Fruitarians, vegetarians, Nazi-Aryans and dog savers
We are rich, we are clean, in dark times the ratatouille
If you eat a turkey, you are a pheasant
If you eat a pheasant, you are a turkey
Eat this fava bean, the blue fava bean
Of the Beasts of Seitan
Beasts of Seitan, from the Alps to Abruzzo
Beasts of Seitan, eat fibers, poop in a spray
Beasts of Seitan, with rights, hooks, kicks and ostrich
You will be paved by Cod
Vegeta, do you want this cod fillet?
I will never taste it, I am a vegetarian
My anemia, I go to the pharmacy
To buy the iron that vegetables lack
Beasts of Seitan, from the Alps to Abruzzo
Beasts of Seitan, eat fibers, poop in a spray
Beasts of Seitan, with rights, hooks, kicks and ostrich
You will be paved by Cod
The other day I confused tofu with tuff
Now I have no teeth
Everything else is soy

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