I used to often confuse the Dutch
That doesn't happen to me anymore
Because

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Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
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Only the garbage collection wears orange

Let me tell you something about Holland
We love Dutch cheese
And tomatoes anyway
Dutch licorice makes men excited
I love going to Holland
But I'm glad I'm not Dutch

Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange

Hey Ruud, move that caravan away
The people who need such things
Buy something to smoke in Holland
There are beautiful breasts
On the Dutch coast
And that's why we swore
We won't lose against Holland

Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange

And recently a guy at the kebab shop said
"Hey, Holland would be much nicer"

Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange
Only the garbage collection wears orange

Nothing against Holland
But I like the Netherlands better

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