Here is Markus Becker
And the Beer Captain, Richard Beer

Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where it goes, doesn't matter
Beer is international

Beer Captain greets you
At Beverage Support Point Four
No one needs to die of thirst
With us on the MS Beer
Whether meter or measure
Whether keg or glass
Draft delicacies
For breakfast, lunch, dinner

Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where it goes, doesn't matter
Beer is international
With a pretty stiff level
We hoist the party sails
Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?

A passenger to the captain
"I thought I'd knock
I have a question
Can you still drink warm beer?"
Whether in Sölden or Arenal
Doesn't matter at all
Whether Munich, Cologne or Mainz
A lukewarm beer is better than none

Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where it goes, doesn't matter
Beer is international
With a pretty stiff level
We hoist the party sails
Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?

We sound the alarm, the crate is empty
No replenishment in sight, the heart so heavy
Te quiero, cerveza, I love you so much
Where do we get something to drink now?

Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where it goes, doesn't matter
Beer is international

Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?
Here speaks the Beer Captain
And now full milk for everyone

Here speaks the Milk Captain
May I please see the milk cartons?
Where it goes, doesn't matter
Milk is international
With a pretty stiff level
We hoist the party sails
Here speaks the Beer Captain
May I please see the beer bellies?

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