*jingle sncf*
Track 1: the TGV number 3635 to Paris Montparnasse is about to depart, beware of the automatic door closing, attention to departure

Ladies, miss, sir, due to a colleague's mistake, the train is not going to Paris but to Bandol
Bandol, Bandol, Bandol, Bandol, Bandol, Bandol, Bandol

I spell:
B as in branlette
A as in apéro
N as in nudist
D as in sleep
O as in pastis
And L as in the Kéké-boys

Pastis pastis pastis Bandol
Pastis pastis pastis Bandol
Pastis pastis pastis Bandol

Apéro
We remind you that a bar is at your disposal in all the wagons
The colleagues will be delighted to serve you the apéro
And as we say at the SNCF: let's drink!

Bandol, Bandol, Bandol, Bandol

Possible to drink vodka?
It reminds me of the Trans-Siberian

Bandol, Bandol, Bandol, Bandol

The colleagues and I hope you will have a super nice trip

We remind you that this train serves the stations of Moscow. Melbourne, San Diego, ?, Montreal and its terminus Bandol

Bandol

Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently blocked by a herd of animals crossing the track, we ask you to be patient and not to get angry with your neighbor
As part of the national fight against the heatwave, we ask you to wait at the bar

Next stop: Bandol

Bandol, Bandol, Bandol, apéro, Bandol, Bandol, Bandol

Bandol, Bandol, train terminus, all passengers empty their glasses and get off the car

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