You are certainly the most beautiful day of my life
But it strangely coincides with the death of my desires
You have made a radical change to my troubles
Which is summed up by tidying up and not sleeping at night
I love you with all my heart, the question doesn't even arise
I felt like a blooming tree the first time you said dad
But you moved forward by an hour the time I used to eat
Playing my Dora instead of watching Hannah

If I had known I would have used a condom, it would have prevented your arrival
I should have listened to my friends, yes they had warned me
If I had known I would have used a condom, it would have prevented your arrival
I should have listened to my friends, yes they had warned me

You have changed my diet as well as my lifestyle
Now it's ham puree even during family meals
The worst is in my living room, the decor is over
There are toys galore that scatter every day
What I dread the most is changing your diapers
Especially when I just gave you a shower

When you have a cold I have to blow your nose
Otherwise what comes out of your nose ends up in your mouth

If I had known I would have used a condom, it would have prevented your arrival
I should have listened to my friends, yes they had warned me
If I had known I would have used a condom, it would have prevented your arrival
I should have listened to my friends, yes they had warned me

Yes, you know you are the fruit of chance, a trial
the results of a one-night stand because in truth
I had drunk it was late and like a madman I had not protected myself

If I had known I would have used a condom, it would have prevented your arrival
I should have listened to my friends, yes they had warned me
If I had known I would have used a condom, it would have prevented your arrival
I should have listened to my friends, yes they had warned me

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