Welcome to the planet (yeah)
There's a lot to see here (yeah)
We have a pandemic
And there's war everywhere
But let's make some TikToks
(Now that you're already on Planet Earth, bro)

Look, everything's flooded
Politicians are swimming away in their Benz
The rainforest is hot because it's burning
Everything's as positive as our tests
Food is becoming scarce everywhere
Finally, we're all losing weight
Money will soon be worth less
Wallet only half as heavy (doesn't matter)

Our moves are in sync (yeah)
Five boys on the microphone (yeah)
Lots of beauty shots (yeah)
Because as long as we look good, we don't care about anything else

On this planet here (yeah)
That's about to explode (yeah)
And everyone's reacting on YouTube and on Twitch
Of course, that brings clicks

This planet is screwed
But Elon Musk will take us to Mars anyway
New virus is starting
Finally back in quarantine with my mom
The North Pole will soon be gone
Great, more space for oil rigs
Earth is getting warmer every day
Finally a beach party in January (doesn't matter)

Our moves are in sync (yeah)
Five boys on the microphone (yeah)
Lots of beauty shots (yeah)
Because as long as we look good, we don't care about anything else

On this planet here (yeah)
That's about to explode (yeah)
And everyone's reacting on YouTube and on Twitch
Of course, that brings clicks

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