Where are the ladies?
Where are the men?
Where are my professional alcoholics?

What I do today, I won't remember tomorrow anyway
I'm a professional alcoholic
I learned it that way in Mallorca
Professional alcoholic

I've always known
This will never end
Half an hour free - and I'm drinking one down

Rattle tornado, ignite this thing
I can't sing, but I don't need to

The time with you is always so cool
Raise the glasses and down it!

What I do today, I won't remember tomorrow anyway
I'm a professional alcoholic
I learned it that way in Mallorca
Professional alcoholic

I've always known
This will always continue
Stick in the band and I'll get wider

Rattle tornado, ignite this thing
I can't sing, but I don't need to

The time with you is always so cool
Raise the glasses and down it!

What I do today, I won't remember tomorrow anyway
I'm a professional alcoholic
I learned it that way in Mallorca
Professional alcoholic

What I do today, I won't remember tomorrow anyway
I'm a professional alcoholic
I learned it that way in Mallorca
Professional alcoholic

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