When you step in the shit again
When you fall on your face drunk
Even when you completely mess up your first date
He points his finger at you
And laughs the loudest at you

He constantly bums cigarettes and never calls you back
Spits with full force on the last piece of pizza
His tank and his fridge
Are always empty
But if you jump off a bridge
He jumps right after you

A friend, a true friend
United until death
From the first love
To being banned from a place
A friend, a true friend
Is all you need
Together you have four middle fingers
And cause twice as much trouble

You know he never asks how you're doing
Says things in arguments that are best ignored
But when you're in deep trouble
You also know
In the whole damn world
There's only one you trust

A friend, a true friend
United until death
From the first love
To being banned from a place
A friend, a true friend
Is all you need
Together you have four middle fingers
And cause twice as much trouble

And now we tear the city apart
Spin all night long
Together we flatten this joint, yeah!

And now we tear the city apart
Spin all night long
Flatten the whole joint here

A friend
Can't be bought
With a friend
Drinking is the best
A friend
Is often your dearest enemy
Yes, with a friend
You simply have the best time

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