One of us was an asshole
And that was you
You with your new friends
You’re happy about matches on Badoo

Yeah, your new guy, he's a rapper
Your new guy, he's better
Your new guy has a forearm tattoo
Your new guy has a full beard on his face
My new girl just has a fuzz
You just took off

One of us lied
And that was me
I told you
It didn’t matter, I could manage without you
And you didn’t believe it, you laughed out loud
And said, "We'll see"
And just took off

And every hunter dreams of a deer
Every winter dreams of snow
Every bar dreams of a beer
Why, you bitch, don’t you dream of me?

One of us was an asshole
It wasn’t me
You get coffee at Starbucks
My life is a start-up for you
And you live so euphorically, I live just provisionally
Not so bad
Be a Faber in the wind

One of us was an asshole
I think it’s clear
At Christmas, I didn’t have a gift for you last year
And you told me that you liked me
And I believed it, but you just took off

And every hunter dreams of a deer
Every winter dreams of snow
Every bar dreams of a beer
Why, you bitch, don’t you dream of me?

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