I didn't say I was perfect
I also lied
I'm not the only one, we've all done it
We are repentant (no)

The girls want to put a ring on you
The celebrities invite you to the restaurant
I don't fall for it anymore
I feel like a white coat in the hospital
It's HBO that wrote your resume
You need a doctor or an impresario
Your confidence makes me dream
You could sell Marlboros
In a chemo session (no)

Sooner or later
You'll get caught, little bastard
Later or sooner
They'll see that you're leading them on
Sooner or later
They'll want to lock you up in solitary
Later or sooner
They'll say you're a big

Liar, liar
Liar, liar (well yeah)
Liar, liar
(You've left reality)

Liar, liar
Liar, liar
Liar, liar
(I never want to catch up with you)

When you send an email, it ends up in spam
It's funny, you know lots of people who don't know you
(Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Tell me about the stars you've met
Tell me again that you would have made it
If you hadn't torn your ligaments (yeah-yeah-yeah)

You, you know someone
Who knows someone but no one knows you
Stop fooling around
You're going to call but no one will pick up
So why are you surprised? It's always the same

I'm here, eating popcorn while listening to you
I see your versions of the story changing all the time
You spend your days flipping your Canada Goose
You're two steps away from nothing at all except having twelve

Sooner or later
You'll get caught, little bastard (it's better if you tell the truth)
Later or sooner
They'll see that you're leading them on (and it will be deserved)
Sooner or later
They'll want to lock you up in solitary (it's better if you tell the truth)
Later or sooner
They'll say you're a big (yeah)

Liar, liar
Liar, liar (well yeah)
Liar, liar
(You've left reality)

Liar, liar
Liar, liar (it's better if you tell the truth)
Liar, liar (that you're lying, that you're lying)
(I never want to catch up with you)

Admit it, you've never piloted Apollo
Nor won a Russian roulette contest
Then the natural returns to the megalomaniac
Might as well piss in a Stradivarius
I don't blame you for bluffing, for cheating
Everyone has their quirks, their seizures
I don't wish for you to be judged
But rather to see a good psychologist

Liar, liar
Liar, liar (well yeah)
Liar, liar (you're annoying)
(You've left reality)

Liar, liar
Liar, liar
Liar, liar (that you're lying, that you're lying)
(I never want to catch up with you)

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