From Mohamed Ali
to Sergio Leone
I don't hate
my testosterone
But it's not something
to make a crown out of
I can't stand bosses
male or female
I am king
Thanks to my little dick
I make the rules
and you have your period
Not sure all of this is deserved
personally, I didn't vote
Neither god nor beast
I'm just a guy
A kid of one meter
eighty and some (R)
A bit fragile
Tender like a steak
A bit virile
but we don't care
Lying on your heart
I go in and out
I give you happiness
with a jackhammer
it's a metaphor
The years have passed
And it's about time
I've made progress
Today I know
where your clit is
(R)
I am the president
Of your fan club
You've struggled for so long
Without cutting my dick off
I don't know how you do it
If I were in your place
I think I would be
The worst bitch
I offer you flowers
That grow in the mud
I draw a heart
While peeing standing up
(R)

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