Went from walkin' on sunshine to walkin' on eggshells
The honeymoon phase didn't age well I hope that you saged well
Cause most the dudes you date smell Like too much cologne and spray gel
Knew you since grade 12 Back when your braids fell
All the way down your back close to your waist belt
Blue jeans from Madewell Presentin' the cake well
Like a after school homemade bake sale We used to blaze L's
Take hikes by the Bay Trail You saw the world in full color, not grayscale
Started to hate males, sent senators hate mail
After seeing all that TV show Handmaid's Tale
Said it's an allegory, you feel how they felt
Young and rebellious, wanted to raise hell Till it was heaven, wanted to blaze trails
Close the wage gap, balanced the pay scales Baby, what happened?
You used to have hopes, dreams, and passion Baby, what happened?
Now all you care about is coke, weed, and fashion
Four years pass, you graduate Yale Get a job on Wall Street, say hell it pays well
Boots and pea coats, wolves in sheep clothes Them dudes not I, they lowercase L's
Ironic, you always hated on the East Coast Now you faded off Mojitos, hangin' out at beach homes
Rich dudes with speedboats Shallow hoes with deep throats, we used to be close
Home for the holidays and I would let you sleep over
Watch a movie on the couch and you would reach over
Flexible from head to toe, you used to teach yoga
Feelin' lucky like I found a four-leaf clover High on life, we didn't need doja
White with culture like some Greek yogurt
Now look at you, can barely spend a week sober Baby, what happened?
You used to have hopes, dreams, and passion Baby, what happened?
Now all you care about is coke, weed, and fashion Baby, what happened?
You used to crack jokes to keep me laughin' Baby, what happened?
Now all you care about is keepin' up with Kardashians