Listenin' to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines

With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root canal
My molars are impacted

I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me

Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine

Help me out here
'Cause I'm in severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit

Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you my one more appointment for
A week from Saturday

'Cause you came upon
A little problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

It's getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me