Well i've got a guy
i like him fine but he takes me for granted all the time
but to teach him a lesson and make him mad
i went on a date with the best friend he had
that made him mad
hot dog that made him mad
and he hugged me and he kissed me and he asked me not to do it again

now late last night when i came in
he demanded to know where i been
well i really put him in his place
when he wanted an answer i laughed in his face
that made him mad
hot dog that made him mad
and he hugged me and he kissed me and he asked me not to do it again

well he said my heart is on my sleeve
and if i didn't change he was gonna leave
well you should have seen him his face was red
when i laughed at told him you go right ahead
that made him mad
hot dog that made him mad
and he hugged me and he kissed me and he asked me not to do it again

now the moral is to play it cool let your guy know
you're nobody's fool when he gets to thinking
that you're all his own
let him know that he can take it or leave it alone
that'll make him mad
hot dog that made him mad
and he'll hug you and he'll kiss you and he'll ask you not to do it again