Well, sister's hooked on another jackass
Momma's hooked on looking young
Daddy's hooked on cutting the grass
Brother's hooked on smoking some

I ain't about to start judging
I put down alcohol
Picked up some new crutches
Said maybe we all just the

Same drunk (same drunk)
Different beer (different beer)
Tryin' to cope with all the crazy down here (it's crazy down here)
Sipping in our own smoke and mirror paradises (ayy)
Vice grip on all our vices
Thank God (thank God)
Jesus drank (Jesus drank)
With thirsty folks like me and Hank
With our family traditions and our family addictions
South of heaven in this bar called life
Y'all, cheers (ayy)
Same drunk, yeah, we all
Same drunk, different beer

Nah, I don't like the questions
In therapy sessions
And there ain't no help in the self-help section (no help at all)
Six-pack abs or a six-pack of light
Caffeine, wintergreen
Getting by, getting high
We all the

Same drunk (same drunk)
Different beer (different beer)
Tryin' to cope with all the crazy down here (it's crazy down here)
Sipping in our own smoke and mirror paradises (ayy)
Vice grip on all our vices
Thank God (thank God)
Jesus drank (Jesus drank)
With thirsty folks like me and Hank
With our family traditions and our family addictions
South of heaven in this bar called life
Y'all, cheers (ayy)
Same drunk, yeah, we all
Same drunk, different beer

I ain't gotta ask why do you drink
I ain't gotta ask why you get stoned (all night long)
It all makes perfect sense to me (perfect sense, baby)
'Cause life don't (nope), nah, nah it don't
We all the

Same drunk (same drunk)
Different beer (different beer)
Tryin' to cope with all the crazy down here (it's crazy down here)
Sipping in our own smoke and mirror paradises (ayy)
Vice grip on all our vices
Thank God (thank God)
Jesus drank (Jesus drank)
With thirsty folks like me and Hank
With our family traditions and our family addictions
South of heaven in this bar called life
Y'all, cheers (ayy)
Same drunk, yeah, we all
Same drunk, different beer