Welcome to the front of the line
You've been there time after time
Hold onto your front row seats
Your effort won't get you back on your feet!
I hope you enjoy the show tonight
The stage is set so enjoy your spotlight!
So
Thank you for going to the pub
Thanks for never giving me love!
Thank you for never being there
Thanks for silence you declared!
Welcome to the freak show where the lights shine bright
Behind every twisted turn lies a twisted sight
Your lies your silence your vacant eyes
Drink up my friend cheers to your own demise
Welcome to the freak show it's your favorite bar
Don't drink and drive but it's time to go!—whoops! hop in the car
Welcome to the middle of the line
How's it feel to be pushed behind?
Bitter taste stomach in knots
I once wondered how I'd escape the rot
So
Thank you for going to the pub
Thanks for never giving me love!
Thank you for never being there
Thanks for silence you declared!
Welcome to the freak show where the lights shine bright
Behind every twisted turn lies a twisted sight
Your lies your silence your vacant eyes
Drink up my friend cheers to your own demise
Welcome to the freak show it's your favorite bar
Don't drink and drive but it's time to go!—whoops! hop in the car
But hey I'm not over it yet
Or else I wouldn't be writing this set!
So take a bow you're the main act now
Just go to hell you fucking clown!
Welcome to the end of the line
Your mistakes are clear you're out of time
From front to back you've fallen down
Look at you now—king without a crown!
How does it feel to be so small?
Do you even care at all?
Wish you could rewind and make things right
But I hope you can't sleep tonight!
Thank you for going to the pub
Thanks for never giving me love!
Thank you for never being there
Thanks for silence you declared!
Welcome to the freak show where the lights shine bright
Behind every twisted turn lies a twisted sight
Your lies your silence your vacant eyes
Drink up my friend cheers to your own demise
Welcome to the freak show it's your favorite bar
Don't drink and drive but it's time to go!—whoops! hop in the car
One final shoutout to dear ol' dad
Hope you enjoyed the life you had
Thank you for your lousy role
Thanks for leaving me with half a soul!