You waltz in hungry like it's always cool
But I ain't your chef, this ain't no Culinary school
You drink my booze, you smoke my stash
Then expect to order off my Door Dash
Eat before you come over next time
You cleared the fridge and drank my finest wine
Don't take it wrong I know this ain't nice
But continuing like this is just not wise
No more mooching, no more taking
Can't always be just partaking
No hard feelings, I've made up my mind
Eat before you come over next time!
My washer and dryer ain't part of the deal
But you're living off me like it's part of the deal
Next time you come, better come prepared
Cuz that free laundry shit isn't happen'n here
Eat before you show up, get it straight
You've had enough off my dinner plate
No need to pout or act as if I've crossed some line
Just bring your own next time!
No more mooching, no more taking
Can't always be just partaking
No hard feelings, I've made up my mind
Eat before you come over next time!
(Hey)
I'm closing the kitchen
I'm shutting the bar
(Don't take this wrong)
You're not a legend
You're not a superstar
(No hard feelings)
Eat before you come over…
…or stay at home
Don't get salty, just get flaky
Please disappear or upstage me
You're the type I usually find
The kind that needs to eat before they come over next time
No hard feelings, I've made up my mind
Eat before you come over next time
Eat before you come over or we are done
"Man, I think I'm getting kind of hungry"
Okay, See ya!
(Adios…tootles…bye!)