I'm making resolutions
I'm gonna find solutions, get me out of the gloom
I'm gonna take up planning
I'm gonna build a canon, blast myself to the moon
Or somewhere outside of this room

I'm gonna make some money
I'm gonna say something funny when I'm talking to you
I'm gonna feel my body
Because I'm feeling naughty and there's nothing to do
And nobody cares about you

I'm going back to sleeping
I'm going back to keeping my thoughts to myself
It doesn't bear repeating
I'm gonna catch a tan before summer's through
'Cause I've got something to prove

I've learned the error of my ways
And I pray
And I pray
And I pray
And I pray
That I'll never do it again
Self help

I've learned the error of my ways
And I pray
And I pray
And I pray
And I pray
That I'll never do it again
Self help

Self help

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Self Help