"When the crypt doors creek and the tomb stones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts mater'lize
and begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Now dont close your eyes
and dont try to hide
or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
they pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

As the moon climbs high
O'er the dead oak tree
spooks arrive for the midnight spree

creepy creeps with eerie eyes
start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

When you hear the kwell of a requiem bell
weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
restless bones etherialize
rise as spooks of every size

If you would like to join our jamboree
there's a simple rule that's compulsory
mortals pay a toxen fee
rest in peace the hauntings free
so hurry back
we would like your company"