My first semester I changed my major
Cause I'd found a subject I knew I could ace
Through extensive research I made amazing discoveries
Of the effects of ethanol had on the brain

There was one big fiesta
And not much siesta
We lived in a trailer and eat of a can
And no clean underwear
To waisted to care
Got kicked out of college so I started the band

Yes those were the good ol' days weren't they
We thought we were big stars
Behind that ol' chicken wire
Singing our songs
If we'd a went on living the way were living
We wouldn't have lived very long
So I reckon its good those good ol' days are gone

Bout 10 years have passed
Damn they went fast
All blended together
In a wild turkey haze
Lotta skeletons buried
Couple gals I should have married
Id call em up now but cant recall their names

Still drink a malty beverage
Just a lot more selective
These days a hangovers just too hard on me
And on occasional Fridays
I still jam with all my buddies
But we ain't near as rowdy as we used to be

Yes those were the good ol' days weren't they
Funneling pearl white throwing up our insides
And keep drinking till dawn
If we'd a went on living the way were living
We wouldn't have lived very long
So I reckon its good those good ol' days are gone

Yeah boys ain't it good that those good ol' days are gone