I was feeling rough aching in my bones
And I felt a head cold coming on
I was tired of doctors couldn't take no more
I headed down to a health food store

I was checking out the vitamin C
When a customer walked by me
He was kind of skinny pale and wan
He was a vegetarian

He was on aisle five looking for sprouts
When all of a sudden he just let it out
His feet were making this little rustle
Then he hit into the organic shuffle

He was moving freely looking for release
When the management called the police
They said boy if you don't want a bad tussle
You better get up off that organic shuffle

But he just kept on he was just too far gone
And they started to slap the handcuffs on
But when they grabbed him by the hands
Their own feet started the weird little dance

The place was rocking they were having fun
Then they busted out the Evian
There were no fights there were no scuffles
They just enjoyed doing the organic shuffle