It's early, it's late
We're playing with fate
We've given we've given we've given it all
Halfway up we go and twice as far we fall
We've Googled and froogled and inveigled and wheedled
We've mingled and sidled and played the second fiddle
So now, tell us, tell us, tell us

Who do we have sex with?
Who do we have sex with?
We've tried all the other stuff
Hope the bed is big enough
Who do we have sex with?
Who do we have sex with?

If we push, we're pushy
And if we're chill we're lazy
We work, work, work and we make em all friends
When they pick up their phones they sell us dead ends
All our buddies think we've gone from what da' to agenda
And our long suffering families want to put us in the blender
So now, tell us, tell us, tell us

They're all in bed
Pillow talk will get you ahead
Sing the same songs
But it's not your nicely rounded diphthongs
That get the gongs