Some folks never get hitched
Some get a few along the way
Some find too many
Just can't seem to give it away

Some stay married forever
And hate every minute they're in
Some lose the love of their lives
Before their lives begin

Love life,
No strife
Seems so rare
All smiles
High fives
Just an ordinary affair

Some men want taken women
And the mistress never gets her man
Married men envy bachelor boys
Footloose and free
Some pick the best from the worst
And stay with the one who cares
But soon the best can't be told from the worst
And yours is an ordinary affair

Love life,
No strife
Seems so rare
All smiles
High fives
Just an ordinary affair