Where there's an ass don't mean there's stink
Brain in my head don't mean I think
Don't flatter yourself, I'm dumber than you
Get off the phone you lazy twit
I don't have to put up with your shtick
Anymore, I'm dumber than you

You heard I'm stinkin' more than I should
And I ain't been lookin' all that good
Something told you I like taking it rough
And why I'm writing this story up
Since I'm dumber than you

There were times when you'd been around
You would have seen me humpin' the ground
But now you won't, 'cause I'm dumber than you
And if I seem a little bit cold
It's because I'm wrinkled and old
Like my penis, I'm dumber than you

You heard I'm stinkin' more than I should
And I ain't been lookin' all that good
Something told you I like taking it rough
And why I'm writing this story up
Since I'm dumber than you

You heard I'm stinkin' more than I should
And I ain't been lookin' all that good
Something told you I like taking it rough
And why I'm writing this b.s. up
Since I'm dumber than you
I'm dumber than you. I'm dumber than you. I'm dumber than you