We're going on a turkey hunt
We're going on a turkey hunt
I've got my straw hat on
I've got my straw hat on
I'm not scared!
I'm not scared!

There's the farm across the field!!
It's so far away!
We can't go over it
We can't go over it
We can't go under it
We can't go under it
We're gonna have to ride across it!
Yeehaw!!
Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Giddy-up!"

We're going on a turkey hunt
We're going on a turkey hunt
I've got my straw hat on
I've got my straw hat on
I'm not scared!
I'm not scared!

Oh look! It's a pigpen!
Ew! I can tell!
We can't go over it
We can't go over it
We can't go under it
We can't go under it
We're gonna have to go through it!
Really?
Squish! Squish! Squish! Squish!"

We're going on a turkey hunt
We're going on a turkey hunt
I've got my straw hat on
I've got my straw hat on
I'm not scared!
I'm not scared!

Look at all the cows!
Look at all the cow poop!
We can't go over it
We can't go over it
We can't go under it
We can't go under it
We have to hop through it!
Yikes!!
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!"

We're going on a turkey hunt
We're going on a turkey hunt
I've got my straw hat on
I've got my straw hat on
I'm not scared!
I'm totally not scared!

What lives in here?
It's so dark!
I feel three big toes!
I feel three big toes!
I feel two big knees!
I feel two big knees!
I feel a huuuuge beak!
I feel a huuuuge beak!
Gobble gobble?"

It's the world's biggest turkey!!! Run!!!!
Hurry! Hop over the cow poop!
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Through the squishy mud!
Squish! Squish! Squish! Squish!
Quick! Ride back across the field!

Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
Hurry! Over the fence!
Quick! Up the stairs!
Into the house!
Slam the door!!
Phew!
That was scary!!
But what are we going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?
Um. I think I'll stick to pumpkin pie"