Verse 1

Dracula:
We're going on a monster hunt
Fairy Princess:
We're going on a monster hunt
Dracula:
I've got my costume on
Fairy Princess:
I've got my costume on
Dracula:
I'm not scared!
Fairy Princess:
I'm not scared!

There are cobwebs hanging from the trees!

Dracula:
Uh, oh, look at all scary cobwebs!
Fairy Princess:
They're so icky!

Dracula:
We can't go over it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go over it
Dracula:
We can't go under it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go under it
Dracula:
We're gonna have to go through it!
Fairy Princess:
We have to go though it!

They brush through the cobwebs

Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish!

Verse 2

Dracula:
We're going on a monster hunt
Fairy Princess:
We're going on a monster hunt
Dracula:
I've got my costume on
Fairy Princess:
I've got my costume on
Dracula:
I'm not scared!
Fairy Princess:
I'm not scared!

They see a spooky looking swamp!

Dracula:
Uh, oh, it's a big spooky swamp!
Fairy Princess:
It's so squishy!!

Dracula:
We can't go over it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go over it
Dracula:
We can't go under it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go under it
Dracula:
We're going to go through it!
Fairy Princess:
Yuck!!
Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish!

Verse 3
Whisper
Dracula:
We're going on a monster hunt
Fairy Princess:
We're going on a monster hunt
Dracula:
I've got my costume on
Fairy Princess:
I've got my costume on
Dracula:
I'm not scared!
Fairy Princess:
I'm not scared!

They see a spooky old haunted house!

Dracula:
Uh, oh, it's a haunted house!
Fairy Princess:
It's so spooky!

Dracula:
We can't go over it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go over it
Dracula:
We can't go under it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go under it
Dracula:
We're gonna have to go into it!
Fairy Princess:
We have to go in!

The door creaks open all by itself! They snap on their flashlights and step inside!

Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe!

Verse 4

Dracula:
We're going on a monster hunt
Fairy Princess:
We're going on a monster hunt
Dracula:
I've got my costume on
Fairy Princess:
I've got my costume on
Dracula:
I'm not scared!
Fairy Princess:
I'm not scared!
Dracula:
Uh, oh, it's a creaky old staircase!
Fairy Princess:
It's so creaky!!
Dracula:
We can't go over it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go over it
Dracula:
We can't go under it
Fairy Princess:
We can't go under it
Dracula:
We're going to climb up it!
Fairy Princess:
Are you sure?!?

Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Creak! Creak! Creak! Creak!

They arrive at the top of the stairs and creep along nervously in the dark.

Verse 5

Dracula:
We're going on a monster hunt
Fairy Princess:
We're going on a monster hunt
Dracula:
I've got my costume on
Fairy Princess:
I've got my costume on
Dracula:
I'm not scared!
Fairy Princess:
I'm a little scared!
Dracula:
Uh oh!! What's that in the corner?
Fairy Princess:
Oh no!
Dracula:
I feel a wet nose!
Fairy Princess:
I feel a wet nose!
Dracula:
I feel two big horns!
Fairy Princess:
I feel two big horns!
Dracula:
I feel a hot breath!
Fairy Princess:
I feel a hot breath!

Dracula:
What is it?
Fairy Princess:
I know what that is!!
Dracula:
What?!?
Fairy Princess:
It's a MONSTER!!!
Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Let's get out of here!!

Dracula:
Quick! Back down the stairs!
Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Creak! Creak! Creak! Creak!

Fairy Princess:
Hurry! Back out the door!
Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe!

Dracula:
Quick! Through the spooky swamp!
Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Squish! Squish! Squish! Squish!

Fairy Princess:
Through the scary cobwebs!!
Dracula and Fairy Princess:
Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish!

They see their home!

Dracula:
Quick! Across the yard!
Fairy Princess:
Into the house!
Dracula:
Up the stairs!
Fairy Princess:
Close the door!!

Slam!!

Dracula and Fairy Princess:
We're safe!
Fairy Princess:
Oh no!
Dracula:
What?!?
Fairy Princess:
(giggle) We forgot to ask the monster for candy!

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!