Friendship is rare.
Do you know what I'm saying to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,

When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me can't you see?
It's rare to me can't you see?

Oh shit there's the fair.
Could you hand me that shotgun Buddy
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear

Now your life's in grave danger,
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me can't you see?
It's rare to me can't you see?

It's rare to me, say a prayer for me.
'Cause it's rare to be in Tenacious D.
Friends will be friends,
They're running naked in the sand.

Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band.
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends until the bitter end.
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.

As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.
Friends will be friends,
They're running naked in the sand.
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band.

Friends will be friends,
They say that friends are friends until the bitter end.
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends.
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends. Yeah