I think sometimes we need bad jokes
To help us through the pain
To be a bit of sunlight
That shines on through the pouring rain

There's no right way to handle
Learning that death is real
To distract us, we must laugh at
You slipping on a banana peel

We've learned that this life is a fucking nightmare
Death can come anytime from anywhere
Reality is pain and the world isn't fair

And you can lie in bed awake
Knowing it'll never be okay
But maybe it's better just to say
Now that was a Monday
Now that was a Monday
Now that was a Monday

But now it's Tuesday, motherfuckers!

1, 2, 3, 4!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Jokes about lasagna
In your repertoire
May seem kind of lazy
And that's because they are

But we made it through the darkness
And according to this cat
If things in your life go wrong, just sing this song
And solve it with a laugh

My boyfriend was murdered! Let's just laugh!
Someone chopped off my testicles! Let's just laugh!
My addiction to lasagna has elevated my cholesterol to life threatening levels
And doctors are hypothesizing that I may not even make it to the end of the week!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

So please just try not to be blue
We're all just trying to power through
Nobody knows what's best to do
Sometimes your owner tries to murder you
And you can lie in bed awake
Knowing it'll never be okay
But maybe it's better just to say
Now that was a Monday
Now that was a Monday
Now that was a Monday

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Aroo oo oo oo oo oo!
La la la la la la!