Welcome back to Garfeld's show
This is Act Two, as you know
We thought you'd all disappear
You've been warned yet you're still here

If you stormed out in a huff
We have your cash and that's enough
We've already spent your dough
On hookers, crack, and tons of blow

Wait now, who's coming backstage
Someone's flown into a rage
Who left the front door open?
Fuck! Jim Davis just walked in

C'mon, it's all in good fun
Holy fuck! He's got a gun!
Don't shoot me, I have two kids
I won't die for this piece of