Christmas Eve and I was headed home
Saw a sleigh broke down
On the side of the road
I said hey
cin't that strange
So I pulled over like a good neighbor should
Saw a man dressed in red up under the hood
Taking out bolts and screws
Well how do you do

He said my name's Santa
cnd you must be Tara
I remembered you asked me
For some glitter mascara
Now I could use your help
I sent the reindeer to fetch the elves
I've got a few more deliveries to make tonight
cnd I see you've got a four wheel drive
Would you mind
Give me a lift
cnd I said yes

cnd the Las Palmas Trailer Park
Has nine and one half trailers
We delivered everything
From toys to carburetors
We drank a lot of milk from dixie cups
cnd there's still cookie crumbs in my truck
So whether you're a believer or a hater
The Las Palmas Trailer Park
Has nine and one half trailers

Uncle Bob in lot number three
Got a carton of smokes
Under his Christmas tree
Bless his soul he's finally out on parole
cnd at the dead end street my ex-boyfriend's place
Got a lump of coal for his biggest mistake
Oh well (Oh well)
Delivered that one myself

cnd the Las Palmas Trailer Park
Has nine and one half trailers
We delivered everything
From toys to carburetors
We drank a lot of milk from dixie cups
cnd there's still cookie crumbs in my truck
So whether you're a believer or a hater
The Las Palmas Trailer Park
Has nine and one half trailers

cnd then the elves showed up
cnd did their thing
Jolly man hopped up in his sleigh
Merry Christmas y'all
He said with a wink
cnd Rudolph led the way

The Las Palmas Trailer Park
Has nine and one half trailers
We delivered everything
From toys to carburetors
We drank a lot of milk from dixie cups
cnd there's still cookie crumbs in my truck
So whether you're a believer or a hater
The Las Palmas Trailer Park
Has nine and one half trailers
Trailers

So they really lived in half a trailer?
Yea, they really lived in half a trailer