She's got those lips, she's got those dips
She's got those curves and those hips
And yet she tries to drown me out
Like I'm a sinking ship

Cause now I'm making racks
Let the story be told
While I was climbing up the ladder
She was sliding down the pole

I treat her like a star
And then she treats me like a fan
So then I treat her like the dirt
And that's how she lifts up her skirt

She's thirsty for me
Calls me Aquafina
But she smells like dog
I call her my Purina

Doesn't smell like fish
She smells like shrimp
Neon only let's Sam use him
Cause he's being a simp

Who's up next
Is it Breckie Hill
Jinxzy be careful
She probably smells like krill

I text her once or twice
And now she's blowing up my phone
She says she wants to eat out
But she's not worth my good cologne

Cause game sees game
And she says my game is funky
But she doesn't realize
She's a trailer park swamp donkey

I find this other lady
A short real bad Latina
And the way she speaks Spanish
Only comes from Argentina

I want to see my women
Just like I want my car
New and unused
Not abused and reused

She says she's different this time
Not like the other chicks
And then I wait a single day
And now she's flashing guys her tits

What can I say
We haven't gone official
After that toothy head
I can tell she's artificial

Maybe one day
I will find my little shorty
And I hope it happens soon
Before the age of 40

So I'm packing my bags
And I'm going to Japan
Cause the women there
Aren't confused if they're a man

They've got the lips, they've got the dips
Those curves and those hips
And they don't try to drown me out
Like I'm a sinking ship

Cause now I'm making racks
Let the story be told
While I was climbing up the ladder
She was sliding down the pole