Why Do We Dislike Tina?

She walks into the room with such disdain,
Her presence is a cloud that brings us pain.
She always has the final word,
Her voice a grating sound that's so absurd.

Why do we dislike Tina, we can't lie,
Her toxic vibe just makes us want to cry.
We’ve tried to play it cool, but it’s a fight,
Her drama turns our days into a night.

Through this trial and tribulation
Gotta reset garret’s expectation
Gotta extricate him from this situation
Cuz we just don’t like the complication
Yeah
Complication, yeah

She acts like she's the queen, and we're her fools,
But we're the band, not here to play her rules.
We made some reparations, made amends
But with our olive branch, she just pretends

We need to talk, to make him see the light,
That everything about her’s just uptight

Through this trial and tribulation
Gotta reset garret’s expectation
Gotta extricate him from this situation
Cuz we just don’t like the complication
Yeah

Garret took a stand, he saw the truth,
Left her at a truck stop near Duluth
Relationships sometimes derail
But common sense - it can prevail, yeah
Just a little common sense, yeah

Through the trial and tribulation
We changed Garrett’s expectation
He just needed validation
And now he’s left with masturbation, yeah

(That’s just a joke) yeah, yeah