Danny had just turned 21
So he’s gotta buy ‘cuz we’re too young
Whiskey and beer on Black Pond Ridge
Coolers in hand, on the edge of the bridge

The night grew dark the stars were bright
But Lisa no longer in sight
As panic grew we searched the ground
And far below her body found.

And Danny couldn’t help reflect
Would he be a prime suspect

Never convicted
I didn’t know this was a crime
Never convicted
I don’t wanna do no time
Never convicted
I only bought them alcohol
Never convicted
How was I to know she’d fall?
Yeah, yeah
How was I to know she’d fall?
Yeah, yeah

We raced to the ledge, hearts pounding in fear
Lisa was trapped but thankfully near
Emergency lights, a siren’s wail
A rush to safety, we must prevail

Never Convicted
I didn’t know this was a crime
Never convicted
Can’t you see she’s feeling fine?
Never Convicted
You gotta know I’m mortified
Never convicted
It’s not like anybody died (at least not yet)
Yeah, yeah
It's not like anybody died

The judge was thoughtful, extremely reflective
He debated the facts, and shared his perspective:

I know these past few days have taken a toll
But a piece of advice I will extol
If you’re in a band with 19 year olds
You must not buy them alcohol

Never convicted
Can’t you see she’s feeling fine?
Never Convicted
You gotta know I’m mortified
Never convicted
It’s not like anybody died (at least not yet)
Yeah, yeah Its not like anybody died

So this ends our tale of a complex situation
Lisa was discharged with no incapacitation
None of us entered into rehabilitation
And Danny got off with 5 years of probation!

Probation, yeah yeah
Never convicted! (he was never convicted!)
Never convicted (he was never convicted!)
Never convicted (probation is cool!)
Never convicted!