Intro:
We're gonna do a song about those dangerous little plastic cards in our
wallets.
The ones that get a lot of us into trouble every month!
'Cause we wind up paying this incredible interest for something we bought a
month ago and doesn't work anymore.
It's called ...
Sign On the Line
So many toys so little time
You got your share and I want mine
I'd love a trip to paradise
But I ain't got the cash to pay the price
Everytime I turn around
Someone's at my door
Who say's he's got the answer
I've been lookin' for
Sign on the Line!
Buy Now, Pay Later Sonny
Sign On The Line!
Don't worry 'bout a thing
Sign On The Line!
Go on, It's only money
Sign on the Line!
Go! Have your fling!
I want the high life on T.V.
Just like they do on Dynasty
To live a life fit for a king!
And have the best of everything
But everytime I save a Buck!
Someone's on my case
Wavin' pen and paper
Stick it in your face
Sign on the line ...
Been spending like a millionaire
On women, cars, a house in Belair
And all the things I can't resist
Now I've got handcuffs on my wrists
I said "Judge, a man like me can't make a dime in jail."
He said "Son, use your credit card, so you can make your bail."
Sign on the line
Just buy your freedom, Sonny
Sign on the Line!
And just walk on out of here
Sign on the Line!
Go on, It's only Money!
Sign on the line!
But don't you disappear! Ya hear!
Sign On The Line!