Come gather round and I'll sing you a song
I'm really gonna open your eyes
The world's in a groove and your life's pretty cool
And it's all fundamentally fine
But you've a thought now and then that there's more than this
A feeling that is digging away
That's there's something can be done to make life more fun
A tiny imperceptible change

On the beach with your girl as the sun goes down?
I can better the mood!
Or at the birth of your first born child?
I want more joy in the room!
Though we're livin' in a golden age
There's something can be done to improve
The ways things are, the way of the world
Everything's better with Muppets - that's for sure!

I got the remedy! I have got the cure!
(She's got the cure)

We all seek a fulfilling life
Though it's battling our liberal guilt
There's an obvious way to ameliorate
And suddenly, you'll all be fulfilled
Because you know and I know the warmth you feel
Whenever there's a Muppet around
If you're feeling low then it fires the glow
And that little missing piece has been found

C-Beams glitter near the Tannhauser gate
Quite good, I understand
Global peace and infinite cake?
Could be slightly enhanced
Even stuff that seems quite rough
A politician's sombre address
You will find, all of the time
Everything's better with Muppets - that's the test!

I got the remedy! I have got the cure!
(She's got the cure)

Nana-nanana-nana

It doesn't take that much imagination
In any given real life situation
To integrate a Muppet for the realisation
Life could be much much more of a sensation