Now that we're men
We can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men
We're going to Shell City
Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs

Now that we're men
We have facial hair
Now that we're men
I changed my underwear
Now that we're men, we have a manly flair
We've got the stuff
We're tough enough to save the day

We never had a chance, when we were kids
No no no
But take a look at what the mermaid did
Hah hah hah

Now that they're men
We can't bother them
Now that they're men
They have become our friends
Now that they're men
There'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!

They'll pass the test

And finish the quest

They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!

Hooray!