I'm the next in line
For my star to shine
This is the last chance of my life
I've prepared for this
Don't laugh don't take the piss
I lost my husband/kids/dog/wife

Sing something, anything
Sing something now
All this is for your sake
For your benefit

I'm going to be honest here
A little bit pitchy dawg
Are your nuts trapped in a vice?
But please don't start to cry
Don't have another try
But your dress looks really nice

Stop singing, everything
Stop singing now
All this is for my sake
For my benefit

I own your soul now
And cast you to the dogs

Sing something, anything
Sing something slave
All this is for my sake
For my benefit