So I guess you already know what happened next
How I came to England, hopeful, summoned after the king saw my portrait
And how I, with my meager looks, the way they are
Didn't live up to his expectations
I mean it's the usual story, isn't it
The savvy, educated young princess deemed repulsive by a wheezing, wrinkled
Ulcer-riddled man twenty-four years her senior?
Rejection!
Rejection from a king
I mean how could anyone overcome a fate as devastating as being forced
To move into a resplendent palace enrichment
With more money than I could spend in a lifetime
And not a single man around to tell me what to do with it?
I mean, seriously, it's just, it's
Ha, tragic

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