Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522, came straight to the UK
All the British dudes, lame
Epic fail

(Ooh hoo) I wanna dance and sing
Politics, not my thing
(Ooh hoo) but then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead"

He wanted me, ha! Obviously
Kept messaging me like every day
Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

(Ooh hoo) sent a reply
(Ooh hoo) just saying hi
(Ooh hoo) you're a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe, XO baby

(Uh oh)
Here we go
(You sent him kisses?)
I didn't know I would move in with his missus
(What?)
Get a life
(You're living with his wife?)
Like, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say "oh, well"
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

Three in the bed and the little one said
"If you wanna be wed, make up your mind"
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind?

(Ooh hoo) don't be bitter
(Ooh hoo) 'cause I'm fitter
(Ooh hoo) why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
Somebody hang you

(Uh oh)
Here we go
(Your comment went viral)
I didn't really mean it, but rumors spiral
(Wow, Anne, way to make the country hate you)
Wait, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say "oh, well"
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

Tried to elope
But the pope said nope
Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E

(The rules) were so outdated
Us two wanted to get X rated
(Soon, ex-communicated)
Everybody chill, it's totes God's will

Hold up, let me tell you how it went down
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around, like, what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jel

Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgmental
"You damned witch!"
Bro, just shut up
I wouldn't be such a b-
If you could get it up

(Uh oh)
Here we go
(Is that what you said?)
And now he's going 'round like off with her head
(No)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
(Seems it)
What was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
Like, what was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
No, but what was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)

Oh my God, you guys, seriously, he actually wants to chop my head off!
I mean, I guess he just really liked my head

Five, six, seven, eight!
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say "oh, well"
Or go to hell
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said (I'm not sorry)
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head