My boss is ticked cause I’m running late.
Can’t seem to ever catch a break.
Lights are green till they see me.
And my dashboard is flickering the big E

Ohhhh- I wish I was down at the watering hole.
With my old dog Chance and my lucky fishing pole
Bottoms up and my bobbers low.
There’s no other place I wanna go.
Well, It's Like my Memaw always said!
If wishes were fishes, we’d all have dinner tonight.

Prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.
Pulls up right next to me.
Flexing my muscles as I’m pumping my gas.
Then the beans I ate last night came outta my….

Ohhhh- I wish I was down at the watering hole.
With my old dog Chance and my lucky fishing pole
Bottoms up and my bobbers low.
There’s no other place I wanna go.
Well, it’s Like my Memaw always said!
If wishes were fishes, we’d all have dinner tonight.

Working sunup, till sundown.
Doesn’t give a guy time to get around.
I’m a dollar short every payday.
So, it doesn’t really pay to play anyway.

Ohhhh- I wish I was down at the watering hole.
With my old dog Chance and my lucky fishing pole
Bottoms up and my bobbers low.
There’s no other place I wanna go.
Well, it’s like my Memaw always said!
If wishes were fishes, we’d all have dinner tonight.

Man, I’m so hungry.
I ain’t got no fish.
I think I’ll make me a Wish sandwich.