Mr. Wolf is a teacher
But some may call him a creature

That name that he has is a dead giveaway
That he's much less than human so I need to say

Keenan Wolf is a freak to society
Disguised as a human to prevent notoriety

Lurking in the shadows as a strange wolf creature
But during each period he's a quirky teacher

With all of the features of a normal guy
Innocent enough but he has a lie

He's got things to hide and some secrets to keep
For he turns to a wolf when his students go sleep

He's a monster, hit him with a rocket launcher
Video Production, he cannot sponsor

On the night of a full moon you may hear him howl
This man needs to be stopped right here and right now

Mr. Wolf is not a human
He is a fucking wolf I swear to god

Sharp claws and fangs and he's got his wolf staff that he carries
Every day for some stupid fucking reason I don't know

If you go to his home on the night of a full bright moon
You'll see him and he'll be an animal less than human

Mr. Wolf, Mr. Wolf is a fraudulent science teacher and
He has some things that he'd rather not have us know and ask questions

Variables and the solar system are stuff that he shows us
We think he's normal but the truth is he really just ignores us

Mr. Wolf is a teacher
But some may call him a creature

That name that he has is a dead giveaway
That he's much less than human so I need to say

Keenan Wolf is a freak to society
Disguised as a human to prevent notoriety

Lurking in the shadows as a strange wolf creature
But during each period he's a quirky teacher

With all of the features of a normal guy
Innocent enough but he has a lie

He's got things to hide and some secrets to keep
For he turns to a wolf when his students go sleep

He's a monster, hit him with a rocket launcher
Video Production, he cannot sponsor

On the night of a full moon you may hear him howl
This man needs to be stopped right here and right now