I'm a beaner
I'm a wetback

I'm a taco muncher
I'm a tire-hugger

I'm a pool-digger
I'm modern farm equipment

I'm illegal
I'm a lawnmower

I'm a landscaper
I'm a jumping bean

I'm a fence fairy
I'm a dirty Sanchez

I'm a chili choker
I'm a border bunny

I'm a spic
I'm Mexcrement

I'm a wadie
I'm a tonk

I'm a taco jockey
I'm a soak

I'm a roadblock
I'm a mudslide

I'm manuel labor
I'm a killer bee

I'm a gordita
I'm a four footer

I'm a field rat
I'm a fesskin

I'm a dampback
I'm a beandip

I'm a corn picker
I'm a chunt

I'm a chalupa
I'm a carnie

I'm a blue collar
I'm an anchor baby

I'm a BEANER