I went to store to hunt some action
When all of the sudden there was a distraction
I look to my left and you know who I see
A man who was about to jump me
I ask him what the fuck is going on
And he says he's been watching me all day long
So I run away and get in my car
And step on the gas and try to go far
I speed out of the driveway 69 miles per hour
Which cause my pet dog to suddenly
Cower, cuz the power, of my car
That's about hit his poor sorry ass
Striken with fear, the dog stood still
Paralyzed with nothing but the thrill
So he got hit by the motherfucking car
And when he did he flew very far
My poor dog's in heaven now resting in peace
And he's buried down under with his little leash
for he lived a good life but now it has now ended
Away from my car was where he was sure sended
He's six feet under in a little grave
His life is what I wasn't able to save
For he's up now in a perfect dog heaven
But he didn't even make it to the age of eleven
I'll remember him, day by day
Because just like his owner, he was gay
He was a good little dog and was very smart
And had a sweet but no-longer-beating heart
So goodbye my dog, I miss you already
Since you've been gone my emotions aren't steady
And I'm really sorry for hitting you with a car
But like, hey, at least you didn't get hit to mars