When I was just a wee wee tot,
They took me from my wee wee cot,
Put me on my wee wee pot, to see if I could wee or not.
When they found that I could not,
They took me from my wee wee pot,
Put me in my wee wee cot, where I wee weed quite a lot.
Now I'm old and getting grey, I can only wee wee once a day.