Fuck OFF you drunken gentleman, you're in my fucking way,
Got to get home before the start of snowy Christmas day,
My wife is sa - ving herself for some midnight foreplay,
Then its the joining of pussy and cock,
Pussy and cock, then its the joi - ning of pussy and cock.

Fuck OFF yourself you dirty fat cunt, I haven't a fucking care,
What wife would want to shag with you
With a face like a grizzly bear,
I'll bet your foreskin's full of crabs,
The ones that stink and stare,
As you play with your tool and have a wank,
Have a wank, as you play with your tool and have a wank.

My wife has shaved her pubic hairs, she used my razor blade,
She slipped and nicked her clitoris, it made her quite afraid,
So I bent down and kissed it better, when she got laid,
And her orgasm made her moan and shout,
Moan and shout, and her orgasm made her moan and shout.

On Christmas morn I have the horn,
It makes the day complete,
My wife's a vegetarian, she does not eat red meat,
But she forgets this rule and eats my tool, it is a fucking treat,
It's more filling than e - gg and toast,
Egg and toast, it's more fi - lling than e - gg and toast.

Frosty the snowman gets so cold,
His hampton has just shrunk,
There is no hope of unsafe sex, his balls are free from spunk,
He'd love to get his end away, instead he gets quite drunk,
As he stands in the heat and melts his knob,
Melts his knob, as he sta - nds in the heat and melts his knob.