You my friend, had a lousy day
Your girlfriend's a treat, I know it all
Cause my lady and your sweet Baby
They are only women after all
They drive a man to the edge of destruction
But with a little luck you'll be the master of the game

And when she asks
Why you are still in love with her
Then tell her
Oh Babe, where do I begin?!
And when she asks you
If you like those sexy super models
Just tell her
No, Babe, these poor girls are way too thin!
And when she asks
Why you forgot to call last night
Then say
Cause you Babe were always on my mind
And when she asks
Why her wardrobe's full with nothing in it
Show her your credit card and wave your cash goodbye

Black or white, simply wrong or right
A man's world is a logical affair
Girls just talk, when they sleep or walk
Just ignore the words and smile at her
Reality is not the key to her perception
She's got a female way no matter what you say